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  • MLB Playoffs

    Desperate times calls for desperate measures, like me baking and decorating cupcakes that look like a toddler’s work. Go blue!

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  • Whoops

    So, I baked an apple pie today. For 3 hours.

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  • They’re Homophones

    Timmy: Momma, I need help with understanding the difference between they’re, there, and their. Me: I’ve been waiting for this moment since the day you were born.

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  • Que

    I accidentally hit Spanish as the language on my Amazon account. Don’t know how to change it back. I just wanna buy grape juice.

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  • Noodle

    Kids and I made this doggy today out of yarn, cardboard box, googly eyes, and lots of glue. We named him Noodle.

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  • My Bad

    Ashley: “In Phantom of the Opera, if Christine was a good person, why didnt she pick the Phantom? I think she didn’t wanna be with him because he was ugly and that’s not nice. Me: “She rejected him in part because he KILLED people.” Ashley: “Yeah but he was sorry about all that.” Me:

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  • Round Pizza

    Ashley: “I like Round Table Pizza because all their pizzas are round.” Everyone but Ashley:

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  • Valentine’s Day 2021

    This little one spent her Valentines baking cookies, making crafts for her loved ones, and delivering them in gift bags. She has such a big heart.

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  • On the Set

    Me: (Calling) “Ashley, dinner! Ashley: (Walks out of her room) “Mommy, please be quiet. I’m shooting a movie.” Oh Lordy.

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  • I Don’t See You

    Ashley: “Mommy, Timmy is pretending I’m invisible again.” Gonna be one of those days.

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