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Christine Dzidrums

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  • Pen15

    Me: Oh no! This is the final season of PEN15. I’m so sad! Joey: That’s too bad.

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  • Sweet Dreams

    When your daughter sleeps with a koala that’s bigger than she is.

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  • Glass Doors

    Frosted glass doors are not ideal when you’re trying to help your daughter with math and your son is bored.

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  • Stephen Joshua Sondheim

    RIP, sir. Thank you for blessing the world with your talent.

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  • Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

    Oh, Ashley, you’re not supposed to root against Ferris Bueller.

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  • @#%*!

    Me: (picking the boys up from school) Did you have a good day, boys? Timmy: Great day! Today I heard a kid say 5 cuss words in one sentence. Impressive, right?

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  • Irish

    Timmy sighs. Me: You okay? Timmy: I’m not well, lass. The Great Famine has been rough on my young ‘uns. Ok…so he’s Irish now.

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  • Dreams

    “Do you see the moon? I’m gonna land on it one day.” Timmy Dzidrums

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  • Nyet

    Ashley and Timmy got their COVID vaccines today. They were nervous but rocked it. Afterward, we offered to buy them an ice cream since they were so good, and Timmy said (in a Russian accent), “I’ll take a vodka instead.” It’s so hard holding in the laughter sometimes.

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  • Come on!

    Timmy!!!!!!!!!

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