THIS. THIS is a prime example of how whenever I try to do anything domestic, it ends in disaster. I found a recipe for “the world’s best chocolate chip cookies” and decided to give it s how. When the cooking timer went off, I walked to the kitchen with a big smile and opened the oven door to discover the La Brea Tar Pits on my cookie sheet. And yes, I baked them on a pizza thingamajig instead of a cookie sheet. Another kitchen catastrophe.