Today is my annual tradition of trying to make fudge, messing it up badly, and throwing it away. I’ve yet to make an edible batch in over ten years of effort!

I’ve tried the carnation foolproof (not for this fool!) box four times and failed all four times. My other attempts were from scratch recipes that led to disastrous results.

Update: Well, it wasn’t a disaster, but I won’t be opening a fudge shop anytime soon.