Me: (picking the boys up from school) Did you have a good day, boys?
Timmy: Great day! Today I heard a kid say 5 cuss words in one sentence. Impressive, right?
Me: You okay?
Timmy: I’m not well, lass. The Great Famine has been rough on my young ‘uns.
Ok…so he’s Irish now.
Ashley and Timmy got their COVID vaccines today. They were nervous but rocked it. Afterward, we offered to buy them an ice cream since they were so good, and Timmy said (in a Russian accent), “I’ll take a vodka instead.” It’s so hard holding in the laughter sometimes.
Timmy: “Can you check that I did my homework right? I only need half of it checked.”
I guess he meant half in a literal sense.