Timmy: Momma, it pains me to tell you this, but I went into Ashley’s bedroom, and she was playing with her dolls instead of doing her silent reading time.

Me: Okay, but why were you in her bedroom? Why weren’t you at your desk doing YOUR silent reading time?

Timmy:

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