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Continue reading →: Pen15
Me: Oh no! This is the final season of PEN15. I’m so sad! Joey: That’s too bad.
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Continue reading →: Glass Doors
Frosted glass doors are not ideal when you’re trying to help your daughter with math and your son is bored.
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Continue reading →: Stephen Joshua Sondheim
RIP, sir. Thank you for blessing the world with your talent.
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Continue reading →: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Oh, Ashley, you’re not supposed to root against Ferris Bueller.
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Continue reading →: @#%*!
Me: (picking the boys up from school) Did you have a good day, boys? Timmy: Great day! Today I heard a kid say 5 cuss words in one sentence. Impressive, right?
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Continue reading →: Irish
Timmy sighs. Me: You okay? Timmy: I’m not well, lass. The Great Famine has been rough on my young ‘uns. Ok…so he’s Irish now.
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Continue reading →: Dreams
“Do you see the moon? I’m gonna land on it one day.” Timmy Dzidrums
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Continue reading →: Nyet
Ashley and Timmy got their COVID vaccines today. They were nervous but rocked it. Afterward, we offered to buy them an ice cream since they were so good, and Timmy said (in a Russian accent), “I’ll take a vodka instead.” It’s so hard holding in the laughter sometimes.