Timmy: Momma, I need help with understanding the difference between they’re, there, and their.
Me: I’ve been waiting for this moment since the day you were born.
They’re Homophones
Month: February 2021
Que
I accidentally hit Spanish as the language on my Amazon account.
Don’t know how to change it back.
I just wanna buy grape juice.
Noodle
Kids and I made this doggy today out of yarn, cardboard box, googly eyes, and lots of glue.
We named him Noodle.
My Bad
Ashley: “In Phantom of the Opera, if Christine was a good person, why didnt she pick the Phantom? I think she didn’t wanna be with him because he was ugly and that’s not nice.
Me: “She rejected him in part because he KILLED people.”
Ashley: “Yeah but he was sorry about all that.”
Me:
Round Pizza
Ashley: “I like Round Table Pizza because all their pizzas are round.”
Everyone but Ashley:
Valentine’s Day 2021
This little one spent her Valentines baking cookies, making crafts for her loved ones, and delivering them in gift bags. She has such a big heart. 
On the Set
Me: (Calling) “Ashley, dinner!
Ashley: (Walks out of her room) “Mommy, please be quiet. I’m shooting a movie.”
Oh Lordy.
I Don’t See You
Ashley: “Mommy, Timmy is pretending I’m invisible again.”
Gonna be one of those days.